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All things wrong with food….

by Stephanie

Yes, indeed. This press release summarizes them all. There is a new snack out. Great. It involves sunflower seeds. Really great!

They’ve added caffeine and energy boost to them!

So, next time you’re at your favorite convenience store, instead of grabbing the seeds AND a packet of energy pills, just grab energized seeds!

This is so wrong! The product is called Sumseeds, and their wholly worthless press release can be boiled down to this single line:

Sumseeds, the leading caffeinated and energized snack, will be attending the National Association of Convenience Stores (NACS) Show this November 6-9 in Atlanta, Georgia.

That’s it. All you need to know. What and where. Stick with an organic apple….


Posted in General on November 6th, 2007

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    November 16th, 2007 at 2:32 am

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